Domestic Superhero Pillows

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

'I asked you two weeks ago to put a new lightbulb in the lamp in the spare bedroom. How long is it going to take?'

"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'd like to treat my wife like a princess... but she's always doing housework."

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

The household cavalry

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Fathers are Heroes

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'