Domestic Scenes Fan Gifts

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"She's just being Koi."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"The blow drier is broken."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Please don't go!"

"I can't sleep... it's too warm in here."

Mistress Talking to Maid

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Safe!'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Rep-Tiles.

Did you remember the mousse?