Domestic Scenes Fan Pillows

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"She's just being Koi."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"The blow drier is broken."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"I can't sleep... it's too warm in here."

Mistress Talking to Maid

"Please don't go!"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Rep-Tiles.

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'Your wife came by and left a message'