Domestic Life Commentator Gifts

"Of course I'm sensitive to your needs...tell me what you need and I'll be sensitive to it!"

How it started: How it's going

They Snyders liked to intersperse vivide emotional exchanges with meaningful bouts of monologue interieur,

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Our Troubled Chowders

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

Renaissance Zone

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"