Domestic Life Commentator Mugs

"Of course I'm sensitive to your needs...tell me what you need and I'll be sensitive to it!"

How it started: How it's going

They Snyders liked to intersperse vivide emotional exchanges with meaningful bouts of monologue interieur,

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"But I use all of them!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Our Troubled Chowders

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Renaissance Zone

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"