Domestic Life Critic Mugs

A good start for home-improvements would be an eviction order for someone.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

How it started: How it's going

"The groceries are in the car."

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Dinner's ready!" "I can't hear you!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Towels - His / Hers

"No - you put the cat out."

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

"And did we manage to jump start the economy today, Honey?"

Un-sexy nighties.