Domestic Life Critic Prints

A good start for home-improvements would be an eviction order for someone.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

"But I use all of them!"

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

How it started: How it's going

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The groceries are in the car."

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"Dinner's ready!" "I can't hear you!"

"You're not my husband."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"And did we manage to jump start the economy today, Honey?"

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Towels - His / Hers

Woman has man in shopping trolley

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"No - you put the cat out."

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control