Domestic Knight Pillows

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Knights of the bedside table.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Beware of the Dragon

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Toastquest!

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'