Domestic Hehe Enthusiast Gifts

"I can’t hear the answer you’re screaming from another room to the question I screamed from this room."

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"The blow drier is broken."

Living together, couple in love.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'Certainly you may come in for a drink. You live here.'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

Hi love...one less for tea tonight

"I can't sleep... it's too warm in here."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"Please don't go!"

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"He's lazy and not very handy around the house. But I'm a cartoonist, and he provides me with a ton of material."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"And you think the world revolves around you..."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Did you remember the mousse?

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

Couple with sign on wall: 'A Messy Marriage is the Sign of Genius'

Recycling husband.

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."