Domestic Goddesses Pillows

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Labor Day Flowers

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Ironing day.

Men explained.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'