Domestic Goddess Enthusiast Pillows

'On the plus side she'll be able to help you with the chores.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Ironing day.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Washing Line Walker