Domestic Goddesses T-Shirts

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Labor Day Flowers

Balancing work and family

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Men explained.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo