Domestic Escapist Gifts

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Last Chance For Reality

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

Dangerous tax audits.

Message in a bottle.

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

Free Thinking.

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Virtual Reality Check

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Liking the Exit.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

Don Quixote

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Oh look... You don't know how to wash dishes. I guess you don't ever have to wash them again."