Family Escapist Gifts

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"Mom, I've decided to move in with grandma and grandpa."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Last Chance For Reality

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

"I've half a mind to protest."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Message in a bottle.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Ramblers Association

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Virtual Reality Check

"We seem to get just the one channel."

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.