Domestic Dynamics Debater Pillows

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Always Compatible

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

"You might want to save that for your blog."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

John Newman

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Jeremy Corbyn

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Grexit

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"