"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."
Domestic Dynamics Debater Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that highlight their passion for debate, offering a humorous and thoughtful reminder of their creative interest.
"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
Horse statue throws off rider.
'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'
Always Compatible
"Objection! Pummelling the witness."
Donald Trump
"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"
"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."
"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."
Arrogant junior barrister
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Got Rationality?
"You might want to save that for your blog."
Nothing like a Strong Message for the Midterms
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."
'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'
John Newman
Jeremy Corbyn
"It started with a simple case of peer review."
Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'
'I'm uncertain on this, but I could be wrong.'
"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"
"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"
'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'
Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.
Grexit
Bush vs. America
"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"
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