Domestic Divas Gifts

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

"She's right here. She's doing some dishes and testing the tensile strength of Lycra."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Washing Machine Torture

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

'I think you only come in here to get out of doing the dishes.'

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

Framed Lady

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I had to skip my workout."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Ironing day.