Domestic Artist Pillows

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

"Hello?"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

"Sloth is a sin."

Romance over the Irons

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Husband does the housework

Husband washes the dishes

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Human Dust Buster

Roach Motel

"Synchronized sitting"

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'