Domestic Craftsman Pillows

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Fixing the TV.

The Sculptor

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Beyond Dante

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Raw Piano Bar

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Painters

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'It's my climbing the walls installation!'

Bricklayer admires her work.

Young Picasso In Woodshop

The maintaining different types of fence.

'I knew something was wrong when I couldn't find my dinner.'

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.