Dolphin Trainer Gifts

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"I'm sorry, but I am unable to process this image."

"Is it wild caught or farm raised?"

Dolphin tricks.

'They're not that intelligent.'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Common Dolphin

"Go deep!"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"The swim-with-dolphins packages were all booked."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'