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'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

"I'm sorry, but I am unable to process this image."

"Is it wild caught or farm raised?"

Dolphin tricks.

'They're not that intelligent.'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Common Dolphin

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"Go deep!"

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'