Doll Dialogues Gifts

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dialogue

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

'Racist.'

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'