Doll Dialogues Prints

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dialogue

Conversation between Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Play dead.'

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Racist.'

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"My mother ate math homework while she was pregnant with me."

"If you could spend an hour with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

"Please. Please just stop barking."

"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

'Great. Nice going. Right in the water.'

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

"Personally, I don't think anything is truly experienced until one rolls in it."

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."