Doggy Diaper Designer Pillows

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

Director/Action Man toy.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Floss Street Vendor

It's more than a mike!

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.