Doggie Joker Pillows

"Just stare up into the corner of the ceiling and growl. It really freaks him out."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Jogging Bottoms

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

False encouragement.

"She never took to the leash."

"The dog wants out again!"

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"My human can't tell which end is which."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Boomerang fetching

Just another day at Helium Farm

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."