Doggie Digitalizer Pillows

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

I.T. Fear

Baby Screen Time

'I found him on the internet.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

i-teddy

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Spooning

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

He still refuses to upgrade.

"They're texting it in."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

His Master's Data.

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"He created Bitecoin."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

English Pointers giving pointers.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!