Doggie Digitalizer Pillows

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

I.T. Fear

Baby Screen Time

'I found him on the internet.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

i-teddy

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Spooning

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

He still refuses to upgrade.

"They're texting it in."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

His Master's Data.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"He created Bitecoin."

'For a minute there I didn't think we were gonna make it tonight!'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

English Pointers giving pointers.

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Distracted dog walker.

Free WiFi On-Board

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

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