Music Digitizer Pillows

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Mozart on a computer,

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Music producers.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

National Archives

Musicians.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'You got sticky notes.'

"Now you've done it!"

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Composer.

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Punk Rock

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"