Music Digitizer Mugs

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Mozart on a computer,

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Music producers.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

National Archives

Musicians.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'You got sticky notes.'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Now you've done it!"

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Composer.

Punk Rock

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"