Dog Digitalista Pillows

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

'We've re-branded.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

A dog and a robot dog

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I wrote a wonderful eulogy... unfortunately my computer crashed and I lost it."

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1