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"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'We've re-branded.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

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"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

A dog and a robot dog

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

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"What's my password? Oh yeah... 'OnCe upona thimeh.'"

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"