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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

The modern generation!

Dogs

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"