Digital Dog Parent Pillows

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog walking Human.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'What's founder?'

Dogs

The modern generation!

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.