Doggie Duplicator Pillows

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Do you look like your pet ?

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'It's another obscene call!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

"my people are like 70 in human years."

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Call of the Domesticated.

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

'True, he can be annoying. But keep in mind that he's our only source of revenue.'