Doggie Duplicator Gifts

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

A dog reads a newspaper

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Do you look like your pet ?

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

'It's another obscene call!'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

Quotes from dog lovers and dog haters.

"my people are like 70 in human years."

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

Call of the Domesticated.

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

You must be this tall to sleep on the bed

'True, he can be annoying. But keep in mind that he's our only source of revenue.'