Doggie Dealmaker Gifts

A dog biscuit company sounds like a really wise choice to me.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

I like you and I like your company!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Sit!"

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"Manager does not do tricks."

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Posh Doghouse.

'I may have made a deal with the devil. Hard to tell who you're really dealing with on eBay.'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!'

The New Hollywood Mystique.

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"Hello, Sainsbury's? Do you sell dog food for very naughty puppies? No? Well, I certainly don't blame you. Thank you, Sainsbury's, and goodbye."

"A counter offer? Really, sir?"

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'