Doggie Deal Seeker Gifts

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

Garage Sales Anonymous

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Posh Doghouse.

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"And just remember: Daddy got you out of that nasty pet store because he hopes you'll act really cute and friendly in the park, especially around attractive, single women."

A dog biscuit company sounds like a really wise choice to me.

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

'Bad, stupid dog! Get off the cou...ooh, sweet, precious doggiekins found my missing butcher knife!'

"Please feel free to regift it."

'That's perfect.'

'Wait, your dog loves treats too? Wow, we have so much in common!'