Doggie Real Estate Fan Gifts

Posh Doghouse.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Mouse real estate!

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

It's got good bones...

I wouldn't make an offer until you get the inspector's report. For sale.

'Oh no, I'm not selling the house, just the sign.'

'His barks's worse than his bite.'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

Advantages of the new postal arrangements.

"It's the first time I've ever tried flipping a house."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"Well, it was worth a try."