Doggie Barber Enthusiast Gifts

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Hair Crop Circle

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Wow, what a DILF."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Deer Barber

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Flossing?'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

The modern barbershop quartet.

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

Very Critical.

Shampoo for Normal Fur, For Dry Fur, and for Fur Beyond Description.

"Apparently, the farmer used to run a poodle parlour!"

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."

'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'

Son. It's time you had a proper man's haircut, like me!