Doggie Adventure Planner Pillows

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Planned service changes

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

'First time skiing?'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Returning tourism

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"Hold on, Billingsly! I distinctly remember it was your job to pack the mosquito repellent!"

'What choice do we have?'

'I take it your romantic dinner isn't going well. . .'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"We're just planning our journey."

"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."