Dog's Grooming Day Gifts

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog Park

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Bathing the dog

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

The First Martian Dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Canine Scentipede

Dogs shaving

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"Be kind"