Dog's Grooming Day T-Shirts

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog Park

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Bathing the dog

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

The First Martian Dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Canine Scentipede

Dogs shaving

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"Be kind"