Dog Pound Enthusiast Gifts

'I've got a donor card. When I'm dead, I bequeath my legs to the dog pound.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Three more years of high school."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Dog walking Human.