Quarter Pounder Aficionados Gifts

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Boxing Snowmen.

Attorney Punching Bag

The pop-up book of fighters

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

Muhammad Ali

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

The knockout

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

New Olympic Event: Tibetan Boxing.

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"Look! I got this gold candy medallion at the opening of the ALi center! Muhammad Ali is my hero!" "Then you should chuck that medallion in the Ohio river and burn a draft card, Junior!"

'Come out and fight.'

"I will make the future better."