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'I've got a donor card. When I'm dead, I bequeath my legs to the dog pound.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Fetch.'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dog walking Human.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Super Dog'