Dog Flirtation Enthusiast Gifts

'My dog told me to say he likes your dog.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I was almost that last year."

"Shake! Good Dog."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Dog on a Shelf.

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"This dog has wheels!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"I fancy tall men."