Dog Flirtation Enthusiast Gifts

'My dog told me to say he likes your dog.'

"I was almost that last year."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Dog on a Shelf.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

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"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

"Wanna do lunch?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"This dog has wheels!"

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"You literally take my breath away."

"You say: It's nothing more than jealousy inspired backstabbing. I say: It's the fourth report of butt-sniffing I've had this week."

"So, back to my place?"