Dog Dating Enthusiast Gifts

'I know a cute little out-of-the-way bathroom where the toilet water is to die for!'

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Super Dog'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.