Doggy Dating Enthusiast Gifts

'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Foster failure

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'