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'Damn. He is FINE! And me without butt-mints!

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Barks in code.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog walking Human.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"