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Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"