Dog Excuse Users Pillows

Homework eating dogs

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

Lame Lines

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

Production Meeting: Excuses

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

How to deal with weeds

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'