Dog Debunkers Pillows

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Rumours Online

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

A dog reads a newspaper

"I hope it misses us!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

If Animals Were Racist...

'They're having a ball up there.'

"What to wear today?"

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Trump Campaign Funding

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

Homework eating dogs

'I know I should be thankful I have a good home, but if he talks baby talk to me one more time, I swear I'll go for his throat.'

Rise of the Drones

"Weather rebuttal."

'When did you teach him to play dead?'