Dog Diversity Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Foster failure

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"What's all this?"

Dog Park Zoom

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Dog Sees Only Food

K9 Literati.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"What's worse, that or this?"

Dog Show: Worst of Breed